" Love is not finding someone to live with, It's finding someone you can't live without. "

" Love is like heaven but hurts like hell."

" The time between meeting and finally leaving is
sometimes called falling in love. "

" Sometimes your mind doesn't want you to be in love, but deep
down, you know you are. "

"To find love, you must first be willing to look for it."

"Love, an emotion so strong that you would give up everything, to just feel it once, to know that you are part of something special. To know that you can feel what love really is, to know, to feel, to love."

"To love someone is to understand each other, to laugh together, to smile with your heart and to trust one another. One important thing is to let each other go if you can't do this."

While on the Bus
Boy: I hate when i see a girl standing in a bus when i am comfortably seated
Girl: so what do u do?
Boy: i just close my eyes

Madaling magkasakit ang mga cute...
ang mga crush ng bayan...
ang ma appeal at henyo...
ang kind, thoughtful, smart, sweet, malakas ang karisma...
ang....
sama ng pakiramdam ko...

Sa impiyerno
Satanas: Papipiliin kita ng gusto mong parusa sa yo!!! mamili ka sa tatlong kuwarto ng kaparusahan!!
Binuksan ang unang kuwarto, isang lalaki ang nakakadena habang unti unting lumulubog sa dagat ng apoy..
Boy: ayoko diyan!!!
Binuksan ang pangalawang kuwarto: isang lalaki ang nakakadena nilalatigo!!
Boy: ayoko riyan!!!
Binuksan ang pangatlong kuwarto: isang matandang lalaki nakakadena habang bini-bj ng isang magandang babae.
Boy: Diyan!!! dyan ako dapat!!!
Satanas: (kinalabit ang magandang babae) May kapalit ka na!!!

Dalawang lalaki umiinom sa bar
M1: Hoy!!! nakasex ko ang nanay mo!!!
M2 Walang kibo
M1: pare sabi ko nakasex ko ang nanay mo!!!
M2: hay nako!! lasing ka na!!! Uwi ka na itay!!! tsk!!!

Sabi nila ang pinakamalibog daw na hayop ay kabayo!!!
pero maraming tao nagsasabi COW daw!!!
COW nga ba??
siguro COW nga
di ba COW??

Blond says to the doctor:
“I think my boobs are full of water”
Doctor: How do you figure that?”
Blond: “Everytime a guy squeezes them, my pussy gets wet”

Recharge
Recharge
Recharge
Sus dong!!! San ba si rofa???!!!!

I have a story
Meron isang lalake who rented a room, at nagtataka siya kung bakit maingay ang kabilang room kahit wala naman tao. Silip siya sa may butas, all he can see was red color. Confused, he ask the janitor kung bakit ganun!!! Janitor explained Meron kasi namatay dyan na babae a year ago.. and one thing you can notice on her…
“SHE HAS RED EYES!!!”

Kuwentong makahayop
May isang manok naubod ng libog. Sa bukid, lahat pinapatos niya. Ang baboy, bibe, kambing at pati baka…
Kaya sinabi ng mga hayop sa manok…
“ hay naku manok, mangisay ka sana sa sobrang libog mo!!!!”
Isang araw, nakita ng mga hayop ang manok na nakahandusay sa lupa at nangingisay..
Hayop: buti nga sa iyo!!! Mamatay ka sa libog!!!
Manok: mga ulol!!! Antayin niyo ako!! Pagkatapos ko ditto sa LANGGAM yari kayo!!!

Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa kundi ang pagtanggap na sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo, wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama ka."

"Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa.. kasi, hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una. "

" Alam mo ba kung gaaNo kalayo ang Pagitan ng dalawang Tao pag nagtalikuran Sila??
Kailangan mo libutin ang buong mundo para makaharap ulit ang TAONG TINALIKURAN MO."

"Ang tenga kapag pinagdikit korteng puso...
Extension ng puso ang tenga, kaya kapag marunog kang makinig, marunong kang magmahal.."

"Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."

“Kung hindi mo mahal and isang tao,
wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya..”

"Hinahanap mo nga ba ako o ang kawalan ko?"

There is never a time or place for true love.
It happens accidentally,
in a heartbeat,
in a single flashing,
throbbing moment.

“it’s not true that nobody sees u cry in the rain…
it’s just that nobody cares because you choose the rain,
instead of a shoulder.”

The hardest question a couple can encounter would be
“What if we were not meant to be?”
The sweetest answer could be “Then we will.”.

Sad about love:
It’s when you know that there’s no
hope for you being together yet you still
pray to make it work

Love is like a little bird sitting on a tree,
If you try to catch it, it will only flee.
Love is like a bright flower in full bloom,
If you reach out and pluck it, it will die soon.
Love is like a clear stream running to the sea,
If you try to block it, it will break free.
Love like a beautiful butterfly, full of gaiety,
If you move to touch it, it will fly to safety.
Love is like a cherished dream of a distant land
If you want to buy it, it will turn to sand.
Love is a glorious promise, sincere and true,
If you want love, wait for it to find you.

Search a beautiful heart,
not a beautiful face.
Beautiful things are not always good,
but good things are always beautiful.

Many people can tell you of reasons why they loved you,
but the only one who truly loved you is the one
who can’t tell of any reason why he loved you.

If u feel that the person you love doesn’t love you,
you’re probably right. Cause if they do,
there’s no way they’ll let you think that way.

forget who hurt you yesterday
but dont forget
who loves you tenderly today

GIRL: May boyfriend na ako.
BEST FRIEND: Gwapo ba?
GIRL: Uhmmm, mabait siya.
BEST FRIEND: Gwapo nga ba?
GIRL: Uhmmm, matalino siya.
BEST FRIEND: Gwapo ba?!
GIRL: Uhmmm, tara kain tayo. Ginugutom na ako.

Nakita ni BOY si GIRL na nakadungaw sa bintana..
Boy: miss, talon ka na jan.
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: para mahulog ka sa akin.
Girl: ah? ganun? alam mo para kang manhole
Boy: wow! gumaganti ah., bakit naman?
Girl: tanga lang ang mahuhulog sayo

BOY: Di mo man lang ba itatanong kung OKEY ako?
GIRL: Ha? Bakit?
BOY: Kanina pa kasi ako nahuhulog sayo.

Boyfriend: Pakasal na tayo?
Girlfriend: Sige!
Boyfriend: San mo gusto? Sa Pari o sa Judge?
.
Girlfriend: Syempre sayo! Tangang to, nirereto pako sa iba.

Life is never about proving people
that you are a good person.
Sometimes, the bad things matter.
For in your dark side, you see people
who are ready to light the road with you.
It's not how many your friends are,
or how many people roam around you;
but it's how a few of them accept your being "you".
For in your nothingness, people TRUE to you
find reasons to love you still...

gud persons are made of sugar and spice..
but my friends are made of redhorse and ice
so cool..
nice one!..

if you ask me how long i'll be your friend
my answer will be i don't know because i'll
really don't know which one longer forever or
always!..