A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge...so he stopped..

Biker: what are u doing?
Girl: committing suicide
biker: well before u die i wish to i kiss u
girl : okk
(after kissing)
biker : Woww dat was da best kiss in my life...but why are you committing suicide?

Girl : because my parents don't like me dressing like a girl

BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE :D :D