Boy: Your dad must’ve been retarded!
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cause you are Special.

Boy: Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice
Girl: Why?
Boy: coz your body’s a Wonderland.

Boy: Are you an alien? .
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you just abducted my heart.

Boy: I’m invisible. Can you see me?
Girl: Nope, Why?
Boy: How about tomorrow night?

Boy: Do you have the time?
Girl: The time is ____ (she gives you the time)
Boy: No, the time to write my number down

Boy: Hi, you must be the devil? ‘”
Girl: Why?
Boy: Coz you’re hot as hell!