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GIRL:mag-69 tayo dear !
BOY:pano yun?
GIRL:ganito lang...
(pmwesto n cla at bglang nautot ang girl ng 4 times):
BOY:ayoko na!DI KO N KYA UNG NATITIRANG 65


Ale-Luya
Mayroong isang babae, maliit ang hinaharap niya.
Lumapit siya sa albularyo, hinilot ng albularyo,sbi niya, "Pg may nrinig kang 'ALE' yan ay lalake"

Pumunta siya sa palengke,maraming namimili sabi, ALE,ALE,ALE,ALE(1000x). Yung na lumaki nga ng lumaki ,hanggang sa hindi na siya kuntento.

Nagpahilot ulit siya, sbi raw para lumiit yan kailangan niyang makarinig ng luyA. Pumunta siya sa palengke, eh daming naglalako ng luya sabi LUYA,LUYA, LUYA,LUYA(1001x). Lumiit na ng lumiit hanggang sa maging lubog.

Kaya napagisipan na lang niyang ipagdasal sa may kapal, sabi niya, "Lord, paano po lalaki ang hiniharap ko"
Nagsimula ang misa, kumanta siya, "Haleluyah, Ale-Luya(1000x)"
Think positive
Ale-Luya
Mayroong isang babae, maliit ang hinaharap niya.
Lumapit siya sa albularyo, hinilot ng albularyo,sbi niya, "Pg may nrinig kang 'ALE' yan ay lalake"

Pumunta siya sa palengke,maraming namimili sabi, ALE,ALE,ALE,ALE(1000x). Yung na lumaki nga ng lumaki ,hanggang sa hindi na siya kuntento.

Nagpahilot ulit siya, sbi raw para lumiit yan kailangan niyang makarinig ng luyA. Pumunta siya sa palengke, eh daming naglalako ng luya sabi LUYA,LUYA, LUYA,LUYA(1001x). Lumiit na ng lumiit hanggang sa maging lubog.

Kaya napagisipan na lang niyang ipagdasal sa may kapal, sabi niya, "Lord, paano po lalaki ang hiniharap ko"
Nagsimula ang misa, kumanta siya, "Haleluyah, Ale-Luya(1000x)"
Think positive

future family
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than a pleasant view of her private
parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when
she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off
her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test.....we couldn't ask for better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car.