“Being a college student is so easy, it’s just like walking in the park, a park like Jurassic Park…”



Moddern Day wedding ceremony:
Pari: do you both agree to change your FB status from inrelationship to married?
GROOM: like
BRIDE: like din father.
Pari: ok. You are now husband and wife. You may upload your pitures and don’t forget to tagged me.
ADDICT SA FACEBOOK.

A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge...so he stopped..

Biker: what are u doing?
Girl: committing suicide
biker: well before u die i wish to i kiss u
girl : okk
(after kissing)
biker : Woww dat was da best kiss in my life...but why are you committing suicide?

Girl : because my parents don't like me dressing like a girl

BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE :D :D

An Arab’s Interview in U.S Embassy
Consultant: “What Is Your Name?”
Arab: “Abdul Aziz, Sir”
Consultant: “Sex?”
Arab: “Six To Ten Times A Week”
Consultant: “No No, I Mean Male Or Female?”
Arab: “Both, Male And Female And Sometimes Even Camels”
Consultant: “Holy Cow”
Arab: “Yes, Cows And Dogs Too”
Consultant: “Man, Isnt It Hostile?”
Arab: “Horse Style, Dog Style, Any Style”
Consultant: “Ohhh Dear”
Arab: “Deer? Nop, They Run Too Fast“



3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life.!


1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner

bwahahahaha tommmaaahhh....



MODERN PHILOSOPHIES:
1. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
2. The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise.
3. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4. Your future depends on ur dreams. So go to sleep.
5. Children in backseats cause accidents, accidents in backseat cause children.
6. Conserve water. Drink beer.
7. Save water. Shower w/a partner.

BOY:My fathers name is LAUGHING and
my my mother's name is SMILING.
TEACHER:You must be KIDDING?
BOY:nO,thats my brother. I'm JOKING...