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Boy: Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh.
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: Pwede bang Tayo na lang?”

Boy: Pwde bang MCDO na lang tawag ko sau?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi nakakahiya kong sabihing, Love ko ‘to"

Boy: Di ka naman camera,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”

Boy: Masasabi mo bang bobo ako?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”

Boy: Taxi ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi habang tumatagal lalo akong napapamahal sa'yo.

Boy: Amo ba kita?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?

Boy: Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Coz I just can’t move on!

Boy: Matalino ka ba talaga?
Girl: OO naman, at bakit?
Boy: Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!

Boy: Wala na kong relo,
Girl: Nawala ba? Bakit?
Boy: Kasi lahat ng oras ko, binigay ko na sayo!